{"id":4377,"date":"2014-04-09T04:25:03","date_gmt":"2014-04-09T04:25:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.manikarthik.com\/news\/?p=4377"},"modified":"2024-11-06T07:58:26","modified_gmt":"2024-11-06T07:58:26","slug":"mallu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/manikarthik.com\/blog\/mallu\/","title":{"rendered":"50+ Things Only A Proud Mallu Will Understand"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nMallus are a special kind. You don’t meet them, they just happen to you.<\/p>\n

And if you’re one, you know you are proud of it. Here are some of the things only mallus will understand. No offense, ok chaettaa?<\/p>\n

\"Mallus\"<\/p>\n

This man is part of your daily life. Literally.<\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

 First Ever Mallu Entrepreneurs, before Startups became cool.<\/h2>\n

\"maxresdefault<\/p>\n

Kilos of yellow metal you possess = Measure of your wealth.<\/h2>\n

\"5-4\"<\/p>\n

 So much that, we’ll hoard as much as we can..<\/h2>\n

\"9\"<\/p>\n

Fav’ cuisine? Err…Manihot esculenta a.k.a Kappa.<\/h2>\n

\"19b4de3e656111e3ae9a1228b1086cfb_8\"<\/p>\n

The only place where Mallus are patient & well-behaved.<\/h2>\n

\"24TH_OPEN_LIQUOR_1122983f\"<\/p>\n

The world is our platform.<\/h2>\n

\"neelambari\"<\/p>\n

Mallus find happiness in chaos. Example, Hartals.<\/h2>\n

\"29_tvki_harthal_2_j_937938g\"<\/p>\n

Oh..This is a long story.<\/h2>\n

\"53VqU\"<\/p>\n

For all troubles in the world, we have our own superheros.<\/h2>\n

\"205843_504733182883193_1320889457_n\"<\/p>\n

Exotic pets? Sure.<\/h2>\n

\"313562_488082164548295_2030871194_n\"<\/p>\n

Mallu version of Matrix.<\/h2>\n

\"324686_453570841332761_1837938899_o\"<\/p>\n

We have an inseparable relationship with coconuts.<\/h2>\n

\"386652_502297556460089_696125006_n\"<\/p>\n

This is how we learned to laugh at ourselves.<\/h2>\n

\"bobanmoli\"<\/p>\n

Your grinders & mixers are so fake, yo! Go figure.<\/h2>\n

\"396379_340403075982872_333581250_n\"<\/p>\n

The Mallu lungi is so comfy, your bermuda can suck it up!<\/h2>\n

\"405714_321456644544182_63966669_n\"<\/p>\n

The universal Mallu dessert that goes with everything.<\/h2>\n

\"428230_364900436866469_1595365601_n\"<\/p>\n

Nigerian scams can never get a Mallu.<\/h2>\n

\"486188_487660967923748_814209017_n\"<\/p>\n

Team work of our people is like nothing else.<\/h2>\n

\"555306_428125887210590_819364852_n\"<\/p>\n

Beautiful hair is long hair. Very long.<\/h2>\n

\"long_hair2\"<\/p>\n

Everyone is an uncle or an aunty.<\/h2>\n

\"1455842_636807853029393_1935709530_n\"<\/p>\n

Mallu house parties are one of a kind.<\/h2>\n

\"1474544_636807766362735_1462206467_n\"<\/p>\n

Sh*t just got real in Mallu-land.<\/h2>\n

\"1487389_277045435794363_257194426_n\"<\/p>\n

If you find this on a Rolls Royce..it’s gotta be Mallu.<\/h2>\n

\"20077710f7bdf9088e0766765e13058e\"<\/p>\n

Best breakfast ever. Waffles? Move over.<\/h2>\n

\"1368200475PUTTU<\/p>\n

A Mallu “chechi”.<\/h2>\n

\"Beautiful<\/p>\n

A Mallu “chettan”.<\/h2>\n

\"Belly-002\"<\/p>\n

Mallus don’t need no navigation.<\/h2>\n

\"BYXLb4-CMAE74HY\"<\/p>\n

No MSGs no GMOs. Pure coconut oil.<\/h2>\n

\"OLYMPUS<\/p>\n

The world is a Mallu’s playground.<\/h2>\n

\"cricket<\/p>\n

This is a Mallu’s Nike Free+.<\/h2>\n

\"slippers\"<\/p>\n

So, they told you coconut water is good for health, eh?<\/h2>\n

\"VTC-00002-0\"<\/p>\n

This. Is. What. They. Meant.<\/h2>\n

\"f2e324fc489411e3b75c22000ae80e59_8\"<\/p>\n

Mimicry is big with Mallu guys.<\/h2>\n

\"hqdefault\"<\/p>\n

‘Cos it is always a hit with our women.<\/h2>\n

\"player_crop_640x300_6718\"<\/p>\n

 Given a chance, we’ll wrap a “mundu” even in a space shuttle.<\/h2>\n

\"image002\"<\/p>\n

The Mallu Ferraris.<\/h2>\n

\"IMG_0030\"<\/p>\n

Not a day goes without laughing to this guys jokes.<\/h2>\n

\"jagathy\"<\/p>\n

Starbucks can suck it.<\/h2>\n

\"kerala-tea-shop\"<\/p>\n

This is the “Onam” they show you.<\/h2>\n

\"onam-pookalam\"<\/p>\n

This is what actually happens.<\/h2>\n

\"Kochi_CITY_Page_03A_165175e\"<\/p>\n

Mallus love or hate him. Either one.<\/h2>\n

\"M_Id_386027_sSreesanth\"<\/p>\n

Not. Surprised.<\/h2>\n

\"Malayali+on+the+moon\"<\/p>\n

The infamous “Mundu”.<\/h2>\n

\"mallu-lngi\"<\/p>\n

We’ll take 13 Mins to go through any menu, only to order this.<\/h2>\n

\"mutton-biryani3\"<\/p>\n

Mallu’s Twitter feed, before it was cool.<\/h2>\n

\"barbershop\"<\/p>\n

Mallus love him more than in his homeland.<\/h2>\n

\"OLYMPUS<\/p>\n

A Mallu’s iPhone 5…<\/h2>\n

\"photo\"<\/p>\n

Staple food of Mallus.<\/h2>\n

\"Pranws,<\/p>\n

Anything less than this is not even lunch.<\/h2>\n

\"Sadhya\"<\/p>\n

The generation owes to her.<\/h2>\n

\"shakeela-malayalam-actress-photos-4-large\"<\/p>\n

We are pretty cool otherwise, but on Harthals.<\/h2>\n

\"Students-005_0_0_0_0_0\"<\/p>\n

The man who taught Mallus to cuss in English.<\/h2>\n

\"suresh_gopi\"<\/p>\n

You gotta be a Mallu to understand.<\/h2>\n

\"Territorial_changes_of_Poland_1922\"<\/p>\n

We celebrate our population.<\/h2>\n

\"thrissur_pooram\"<\/p>\n

Even your vegan friend will have no clue what this is.<\/h2>\n

\"toddy\"<\/p>\n

The Mallu Chuck Norris.<\/h2>\n

\"vlcsnap8388294\"<\/p>\n

We have our distinguishing flavors in art, too.<\/h2>\n

\"adam\"<\/p>\n

Mallu’s own way of saying Yes. And No. And May be.<\/h2>\n

\"Indian_Headshakes_What_do_they_8d62e2fcc22ec2b35bc7ddce09bc8bdd\"<\/p>\n

So…We Are Mallus. Just Remember That.<\/h2>\n

\"COMMISSIONER_dialog_HD_d34fd6affc32eb9a408d7b8fa2b9ef94\"<\/p>\n

Thanks to : The Hindu<\/a>, Joy<\/a>, Pink Lungi<\/a>, MalluVines<\/a>, LOL Kerala<\/a>, Vivek Vilasini, AlakaNanda<\/a>, Vadakkus<\/a><\/p>\n

What are some other “mallu things” you know of ?<\/h2>\n

And, oh.. “Yenna Rascala” is not Mallus. Do your research.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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